Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
