you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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