Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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