Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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