He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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