The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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