He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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