Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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