Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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