Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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