you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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