you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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