Christians are straight up FREAKS
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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