she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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