well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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