my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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