I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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