So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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