I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
