I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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