god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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