Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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