I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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