May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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