1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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