You work out of a Hotel?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
