a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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