I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I would ride that face into the sunset
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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