porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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