Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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