Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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