eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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