whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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