I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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