I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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