I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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