She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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