OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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