I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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