i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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