We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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