So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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