Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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