I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is wine microwaveable?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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