should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She bit a glass in half.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
