we're making bets on your personal life
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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