garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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