Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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