Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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