To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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