I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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