a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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