so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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