But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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