Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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