try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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